Pissed off hitch hike

On my way from Edinburgh to London. The sign has London printed on it in blue and red pen as I walk the long stretch south as the massive snow fall that hit england dries up. My soaks were soaked from walking the sludgy ground with my torn converse. I wasn't happy so I had to take a photo to capture the moment between the long gaps of cars. I stuck the camera on my day bag. A lot of people seemed to be coming the other way though laughing at me like I was a comedian of the highway trying to get were I was going. Moments after a large hay truck passed and knocked me off my feet as I tried to naviagte past a small bridge. I looked like a turtle on his back. My guitar will never be the same.